we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
