Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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