look no pants
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
