I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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