yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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