just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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