New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
