Who did Billy Mays play for?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
