Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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