"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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