Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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