you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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