I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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