we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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