Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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