he wants to bone in the snuggie
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
BRING THE BAGELS
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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