WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
