I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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