Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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