Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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