you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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