We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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