And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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