Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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