It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
honey bunches of taint.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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