return my video game
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
