i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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