that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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