then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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