another moral hangover. fuck.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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