if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
