it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i think i have two assholes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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