He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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