Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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