So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
being pregnant is like rehab
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Randomize
