in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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