Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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