how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i think my cat just said my name.
I love you. Go after that dick
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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