What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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