Whod you bang
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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