Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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