I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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