North Korea, Best Korea!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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