I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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