I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you would pick up someone in the library
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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