Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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