Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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