If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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