i don't like sucking hair
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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