return my video game
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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