Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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