The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Randomize