woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She bit a glass in half.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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