If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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